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# She sings from somewhere you can't see
# She sits in the top of the greenest tree
# She sends out an aroma of undefined lust
# It drips on down in a mist from above
# She's just the girl
# She's just the girl, the girl you want
# She's just the girl
# She's just the girl, the girl you want
# You hear her calling everywhere you turn
# You know you're headed for the pleasure burns
# But the words get stuck on the tip of your tongue
# She's the real thing but you knew it all along
# She's just the girl
# She's just the girl, the girl you want
# She's just the girl
# She's just the girl, the girl you want
# Look at you with your mouth watering
# Look at you with your mind spinning
# Why don't we just admit it's all over?
# She's just the girl you want
# She's just the girl
# She's just the girl, the girl you want
# She's just the girl
# She's just the girl, the girl you want
# She's just the girl
# She's just the girl, the girl you want
# She's just the girl
Listen up, cos I'm only telling you this once.
I'm not a bedtime-story lady, so pay attention.
It's 2033. The world is screwed now.
A while ago, this humongous comet came crashing into the earth.
Bam! Total devastation. End of the world as we know it.
No celebrities, no cable TV.
No water! It hasn't rained in 11 years.
Now 20 people gotta squeeze inside the same bathtub. So it aingt all bad.
That's me, the one in the mask. No, the other one in the mask!
Today's my boyfriend's birthday, so I'm out shopping for that perfect gift.
Whatever I can scrounge up.
Uh-oh! Ripper raptors.
The Rippers are a demonic army of bloodthirsty, human-eating,
purse-snatching, mutant creatures.
Witness Exhibit A.
Euch! You are so dead. They're led by the infamous Johnny Prophet.
They spend most of their time raiding the WP. That's short for Water and Power.
They control most of the water, and got all the power.
Oh, wait. One last thing.
My friends and me, we do not suck up to Water and Power.
Yeah, we steal water, but as long as they don't find out, who gives a shit?
Ah, there it is. Home, sweet home.
That's a beauty.
I'm gonna go water the vegetables.
Town, you fixed the pump, right? I'm going down.
Yeah, go for it!
You've been stealing water.
- What gave you that idea? - Take off your clothes.
- Now! - Shit. Right, right, right, right, right.
There.
Did I tell you to stop?
Now...
Salute me.
I'm not too good under pressure.
Well, you'll learn, then, won't you?
- Gross out! - Come on. They're being weird again.
- Let's get outta here. - Let go.
Damn!
- I was just getting into that one. - Gimme that.
Sam.
I thought you was working on my Doris Day bust?
I didn't trade you my autographed Doris picture just for... whatever this is.
I know, but the wood talks to me. It said Ripper.
How would you know what one looks like? No one's ever seen a Ripper.
No one's ever seen your peanut dick either.
- I'm telling. - Go ahead.
Rebecca! Don't forget guard duty.
Adam was dust until God injected him with life.
And do you know what was in that injection?
Water.
Water is life. Water is power.
Well done. You've all done a masterful job.
95 per cent of the desert and all the water it contains
now belongs to Water and Power.
I think that deserves a little toast.
To Captain Derouche,
for securing most of the desert.
- Captain Derouche. - Captain Derouche.
I can promise you, sir, the Rippers will only be a minor setback.
Once I take care of them,
that final crack of land will be ours.
This crack of land, Captain?
Well, it's just a small crack. It doesn't matter. We'll let that go.
Oh, my. Now look what's happened.
We lost the Feta Plains.
And the Tenelson Ridge!
And so on!
There are three million litres of water underneath the Blue Dunes.
And you will retrieve it.
Do I make myself clear, gentlemen?
Yes, sir.
Good!
Remove your boots, Captain.
Now come here.
The Fool.
It was foolish not to carry out my order.
It was foolish to walk across a floor full of glass.
If I were you, I wouldn't have done it. I would have killed me first.
But you lack that courage, don't you, Captain?
Come closer.
Walk.
Sergeant Small,
it's your show now.
Please,
- try not to let me down. - Yes, sir.
Lovely.
I take guard duty very seriously.
# Before I was even born
# It's such a gamble when you get a face
# It's fascinating to observe what the mirror does
# But when I dine, it's for the wall that I set a place
# I belong to the blank generation
# And I can take it or leave it each time
Elvis! Elvis! Come out and play.
Hey, baby. What do you say? Me and you, Vegas?
# Triangles were falling at the window as the doctor cursed
# He was a cartoon long forsaken by the public eye
Bollocks!
Boo!
Rebecca?
Rebecca! Rebecca!
Got you!
- You buttsmear. - What'd I tell you?
Don't say "buttsmear". It's not becoming. Say...
"asshole" or "dickwad".
- Trade you. - What?
I'll sneak you some food for that dangerball you found.
I don't know. You know how to work it?
If you don't... you're steak tartare.
All right.
First... go get me my food.
Happy birthday.
I knew you couldn't resist me.
Snip, snip.
Don't come any closer.
You gotta stay there... and watch.
# Blow me away, see if I...
# Death of a future, goodbye to my friends
# Wish I could see you all again
# Family hollow, family real
# Wish you were here, see how I feel
OK. You can come a little bit closer.
But you can't touch.
Hi.
- Lose the scissors. - Shit.
Water and Power! Hands in the air!
- Over here! Over here! - Get the typewriters!
Confirmed. They've been siphoning water.
Well, keep going. We're just getting to the good stuff.
Ooh, yeah.
OK.
Drop something?
Ah, shit.
Rebecca! Help! Rebecca!
Sam!
No! No!
No!
Richard!
Come on!
Work! Shit!
We got her!
You've been stealing water. Not smart.
We could have a lot of fun with this one.
Well, well.
Don't you know you shouldn't own animals?
There's a water shortage.
There's your water.
Oi, you.
Look at me when I'm talking to you.
That cut looks painful.
I like pain.
And what else do you like?
Hot oil.
Vacuum attachments.
Yup.
Hey... which of you gorgeous guys would like an oil change, hm?
Don't be stupid. She's gonna bite it off.
The moment I feel teeth, you feel lead.
Well? What are you waiting for?
I'm gonna need a microscope and tweezers. It's like...
You know, you're gonna have to stop this. You're really getting me hot.
Freeze!
What?
She's all yours, sir.
Just how many of my men did you kill?
Eight, sir.
Eight, eight, the burning hate.
Between Sunday and Monday hangs a day so dark it will devastate.
Excuse me.
Abandon all hope, yet who enter here.
Look, you wanna torture me,
spank me, lick me - do it.
But if this poetry shit continues, just shoot me now, please.
What, and waste all that talent?
I'm offering you the chance of a lifetime. The honour of working for me.
Not interested.
Not yet.
Put her to work.
Dig or die!
You people are pathetic!
These water pipes should have been dug yesterday!
Just stand still. Hey, this punk's got a knife!
Thought you could use it, huh?
Enjoying yourself?
Hey, what time is it? I don't wanna miss Baywatch.
Hey, Jet. How's the jet, Jet?
I asked you a question!
There are stress cracks in the turbine blades,
and the manifold pressure sensor's leaking like a sieve.
I'm doing a full teardown. I'll have her back together by Wednesday.
You'll have it back together by morning. I don't care if you have to work all night.
That is, of course, unless... you wanna make me change my mind.
I'll have it fixed by morning.
Failure to recycle body fluids is a violation.
Number four: Hoarding water rations is a violation.
Number five: Siphoning body fluids from another prisoner is a violation.
Number six: Tampering with no-smoking devices is a violation.
# Can't anybody see?
# We've got a war to fight
# Never find our way
# Regardless of what they say
# How can it feel this wrong?
Wait a minute! Where are you going? What is your problem?
I have gone out of my way to be nice to you!
If it wasn't for me, you would just be another whore around here.
Now, all I'm asking for
is just a little bit in return.
Quit picking on my girlfriend.
Shit!
God, that is...
Thanks. It worked.
What worked?
End of shift. All prisoners return to cells.
I'm in love!
Cool!
Systems check. Stand by.
Check, check. Check, check, check.
Please enter security signature.
- My mom and yours, hanging out clothes. - Security signature invalid.
Shit.
You have ten seconds before cyanide gas is injected into the chamber.
Ten... nine...
eight... seven...
six... five...
four... three...
two... one.
Oh, no.
- Know the security code to this thing? - Yeah.
Good. Then get me outta here.
Go. Do it. Get cranking.
They're hijacking a tank. Sir, if you want my opinion...
No, I don't.
Places to wreck, people to do.
This... this tank, it... it... isn't...
Isn't? Isn't?
- Isn't... - What?
Just one little adjective. We'll have a whole sentence here. The tank isn't glad.
Sad. Mad.
Lonely.
It isn't op... operational.
- How do I know you're not lying? - Because if I was lying,
your lungs'd be full of cyanide gas.
Cool. So we get a new tank.
Wait. Wait! Look, nobody gets out of here without a clearance.
We're all prisoners here. And if they catch you...
Then - don't tell me - they'll take away my TVprivileges? I'll live with it.
My, my. She'll be fun to break.
How's your lover?
I wouldn't get too attached.
She's not gonna be around much longer.
I bet you just can't wait to take this baby for a test drive, huh?
That's too bad,
cos you just lost your flying privileges.
And... the whole hangar is off limits, too.
You happy?
Miss me?
- What are you doing? - I was thinking about leaving this place.
It's been swell, but the swelling's gone down.
What do you reckon? We go to New York, see Cats.
You don't understand.
The better you behave, the more they leave you alone.
And... the more they leave you alone, the better off you are.
Well, that's a bore!
There's nothing to be scared of.
You just gotta think about it like... the first time you got laid.
You just gotta go: "Daddy, are you sure this is right?"
- You're sick. - How come you do that?
How come you always cover your mouth when you smile?
You got bad teeth or something?
- I don't know. - Come on.
What do you say we bolt?
I'm really starting to like it here.
People are nice, food's great, and I love my job.
I can see why you wanna hang around!
Morning.
It's really hard for me...
to play with myself in this thing.
That's a shame.
Look, you want to play, I'll play. And I'll win.
No. Not if it's Monopoly, cos I really kick ass at that game.
But... I get to be the shoe.
I'm going to ask you just one more time.
Do you want to work for Water and Power?
Yeah! That sounds groovy.
Do I get to wear a cute little outfit like yours?
The pipe.
You're gonna really love this one.
It goes down 40 metres.
Gets smaller and smaller the deeper you go.
Sounds wicked.
Can I go first?
I hope you're not claustrophobic.
Drop her!
Bye.
No!
- Rebecca! Rebecca! - No!
Rebecca!
Help!
Rebecca!
Full metal. They didn't have a chance to squeeze off a round.
Another outpost lost to those Rippers.
At this rate, we'll lose all our water.
Rippers must have come up from some underground sub-gate.
Well then, I know just the young lady to help us find it.
Absolutely, sir.
Well, I'm so glad you see things my way now.
You know what I see?
No. What?
This... big... honking booger,
hanging outta your left nostril.
If I was you, I'd use this finger to pick it out.
I win.
Yeah. Lucky you.
And just wait till you see what you've won.
Excuse me.
Relax. It's only a locator.
This is your pulse.
Now I'll always be close to your heart.
Your job is to penetrate this sub-gate we found,
which could be the entrance to the Rippers' base.
Most of these are booby-trapped, so if we hear a loud bang... sorry.
If not, congratulations. You just found the Rippers' hideout.
Either way, I win.
Like a piece of cheese at the end of a fishing hook.
- That's you. - Ready?
Move!
Condor Control, Condor 05. I'm detecting Ripper activity...
Oh, my God!
That's what you get for messing with me.
Mine.
Well, what do you know?
Am I close to your heart now, Kesslee?
What happened to the rest of ya?
Butt head.
Cool!
Shit!
Don't shoot! Don't shoot!
- I thought the Rippers got you. - Hell, no.
Come on, let's go.
I aingt going back there. You're gonna have to kill me first.
No... I'm not.
Cos I'm not gonna go back there either.
We're free.
Oh, no.
We'd better go before they come back for us. You take the tank.
Are you sure?
Go! Go!
# Bill collector called today
# Shove! IRS is on my case
Rebecca!
Stop!
No! Rebecca, come on!
Rebecca, turn the engine off!
Kill the engine!
You're crazy!
Are you OK?
Sorry about the bonker on the head. I think I need to go practise some more.
- No! - Yes!
Take that! And that!
You didn't have to rough me up so bad, Becky.
Look! No hands!
You could do that for a living.
Your face has been gutted, Mr Kesslee, sir.
To be honest, your chances of seeing are as likely as your arm growing back.
However, I can make you comfortable.
No!
No painkillers.
Do I make myself clear, Doctor?
- Yes, sir. - Good.
Now... what is the prognosis?
- Not good, sir. - Not good.
Excuse me.
- Sir, this is Mr Chegtsai. - What? What?
Chegtsai.
He specialises in cybergenic reconstructive surgery.
Go ahead, sir.
All the king's horses and all the king's men
wish they had the technology I have.
If you want my services,
the fee will be 100,000 litres.
Doctor, come here.
You see the glass half-empty.
I prefer to see it half-full.
- Don't you agree, Sergeant? - I don't understand.
We can't be in here. We're trespassing. What if somebody catches us?
Jet, there she blows, matey!
Put it down. It's not funny.
What is it?
Raise your hands to the sky gods!
The rains are coming.
But it hasn't rained since the comet.
I need metal to complete my ark. I'll be taking your tank.
No, see, you won't be taking the tank.
The Rippers are waiting. I must save them from the floods.
Tell me the security code.
All right, listen, Rain Lady.
Where'd you get this?
- I made it. - Liar.
- She's lying. - How do you know?
It's something I designed - a spectrum analyser
which recognises voice-pattern stress modulations.
- It detects lies. - But I only speak the truth.
- Liar. - All right...
I... I caught it in my fishpond... on a stick.
- Liar. - All right, all right, all right.
They were selling a girl's stuff after they had taken her prisoner. I bought it.
- It was sad, really. - What'd they do with the girl?
First tell me what Water and Power want with her.
We're not Water and Power. We're escaped prisoners.
In that case... It was terrible. They put her to work in town at Liquid Silver.
Come on, Jet. We gotta go get her. To the Bat Tank!
Wait! Wait! We can't go into town with those Water and Power vehicles.
You can fix them up here in my garage.
Yes!
Hey, Jet.
Nice work.
They took the bait, sir, and they're on their way to Liquid Silver for the girl.
- Make sure I get the girl first, Sergeant. - Yes, sir.
I'm outta here.
What you got there, little boy?
No, I don't need none of that today, thank you.
- Nice hats. - Do you know what kind of place this is?
Yeah. Come on. Let's split up and find Sam.
# Stand up
# You've got to manage
# I won't sympathise
# Any more
How many would you like?
# And if you complain once more
# You'll meet an army of me
# You're all right
I got a guy here who wants the schoolgirl thing.
For real.
Introduce him to Sam.
She's just a girl.
Not for long.
- Dancers, welcome to Liquid Silver. - I can get you out.
First we are going to create your look.
Girls, please step up to the glamourport in front of you.
Your dressing room is equipped with the latest Liquid Silver fashions.
You will start by shaving all inappropriate hair.
If your ears are not pierced, you will find an ear-puncher before you.
# The wrong things right
# Can't stop loving you
# And I won't stop calling you, my baby
The crop top.
The anklets and the mules.
The spiralling arm cuff.
And now the wrap skirt.
You have now finished creating your look.
If you have followed instructions properly, you should appear as so.
Lock up your sons.
Now, you stop this childish behaviour this instant.
Do you want me to tell your mother how naughty you've been? Do you?
Don't take my silver. It's all the money I've got.
Silver. I'll have that.
The Clapper. That's what you get for being a perv.
Hey! You're gonna get fired, you keep treating the guests like that.
Rebecca!
There she is! And the little girl. Get them!
Guards! Hurry!
Kill her. Kill them both.
Not a good idea.
Now... everybody drop your guns,
or I scrape off all her make-up.
This might take me a really long time.
Sam! Is this the lady who put you in a room with that scumbag?
- Yeah. - A ten-year-old girl.
She has to learn sometime.
Look, you got two choices.
Either I improve that lovely hairdo,
or you sing for us.
Fine.
All right. What do you want me to sing?
"Let's Do It." Cole Porter, 1928.